It’s always good to have a little study break between learning new material. It helps refresh the mind and if you end up cracking a smile or laughing out loud, that’s never a bad thing either ;). This post is all about guitar jokes, guitar puns, and other guitar-related humour.
Being able to play guitar is awesome, although this post is all about not taking things too seriously and hearing what little jabs are out there for us guitarists. Check out the full list of guitar jokes below.
- Q. What is the difference between a savings bond and a guitarist?
A. Eventually a savings bond will mature and earn money.
- Q. What do you call a guitar that never finishes a job?
A. a quitar.
- Q. How many guitarists does it take to play Stairway to Heaven?
A. Apparently all of them.
- Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?
- Q. How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
A. Put sheet music in front of them.
- Q. What is the difference between a rock guitarist, and a jazz guitarist?
A. One plays three chords in front of thousands of people, the other plays thousands of chords in front of three people.
- Q. Why are so many guitar player jokes one liners?
A. So the rest of the band can understand them.
- Q: What do you call a female police officer who plays guitar?
A: SHE RIFF
- Q. What’s God’s favourite chord?
- Q. How does a guitarist greet another guitarist?
A. “I’m better than you”
- Q. How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
A. Nobody knows.
- Q. What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A. They both suck without Cream.
- Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
- Q. What’s the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage?
A. The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
- Q. How do you get a million dollars?
A. Start off with 2 million and try to make a living playing the guitar.
I also thought I’d compile a short list of guitar puns you can use when talking to another guitarist. Drop these during a casual conversation and they’ll know exactly what you mean ;).
- Get yourself a G-string
- Pick on someone your own size
- Fingerpickin’ good (fingerlickin’ good also works)
- Case closed
- Fixing your nuts
List of Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Men
- Guitars never argue, you are always right
- Guitars don’t snore
- Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason
- When your guitar is being played too slow, you can speed up
- Your guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it’s a Guitar
- You don’t have to continually assure your guitar that its string length is just right
List of Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women
- Guitars don’t care if you look at other Guitars
- Your Guitar won’t care if you leave the toilet seat up
- If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don’t have to apologize before you play it again
- You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother
- If you break a guitar’s G-string, it only costs $0.79 for a new one
- Guitars don’t care how many other Guitars you have
Funny Guitar Videos
Here are a few funny guitar videos. If you’re a guitarist you’ll definitely be able to relate.
1) How Guitar Players Practice
2) Ultimate Guitar Fails Compilation
3) 10 Ways to Hold a Guitar (For Beginners)
4) Guitar Players Who Suck
Guitar Jokes Summary
Having a good laugh is always a great feeling especially when it’s about something you can relate to. Hopefully, you found a few of these guitar jokes and puns funny. If you have any of your own guitar jokes, puns, or anything else that’s funny and related to guitar post it in the comments section below!